For the best daytime drama in a real-life sitcom the Academy Award goes to The Functioning Addict in [Crime of the century]. This box-office smash pays tribute to one of the greatest actors of our generation. This theatrically trained artist has regaled us with such classical performances such as…I can quit anytime, I only use …
I never had a drinking problem. I would drink until it became a problem. Binge drinking was something I was good at [I was great]. However in the mist of my debauchery I was never ashamed of the gospel. No, I wasn’t a belligerent alcoholic [aggressive, hostile]. But, if by chance the conversation arose I …
[It’s twelve O’clock somewhere, it’s happy hour somewhere in the world, it’s half-past drunkthirty and that’s good enough for me. Like most alcoholic this was the first jarring thought piercing through my mind every morning. Sunrise was consistent orange juice, grenadine syrup and tequila, has there ever been a sunrise that was not followed by …
